EYES ONLY — CLEARANCE REQUIRED

An invitation of considerable consequence

—Bachelor—
No More

November 6 · 7 · 8 · 2026

Upstate New York

Proceed
FILE NO. 001 — THE MARK
The Briefing

You are invited.

A 40th birthday for sophomoric sophisticates. A final, magnificent occasion to celebrate Josh's last legitimate window to ludicrously act a fool — before matrimony, mortgage payments, and the quiet dignity of middle age conspire to close it permanently.

FILE NO. 002 — THE JOB
Mission Objectives
I Feats of strength will be required of all participants.
II Men's work. BBQ. In that order, or simultaneously.
III Liberal self-medication. Bring your own methodology.
IV Select activations require a dress code. Details to follow.
V No strippers. Nudity, however, is encouraged — even celebrated.
VI Mansion stuff.
FILE NO. 003 — RISK ASSESSMENT
Legal Clearance

Due diligence has been conducted. We have researched the relevant county statutes and have a thorough working knowledge of precisely which activities will result in fines rather than felonies, and disorderly conduct misdemeanors rather than anything that follows one onto a background check. Proceed accordingly.

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FILE NO. 004 — OPERATIONAL WINDOW
The Date

November · MMXXVI · Upstate New York

6THRU8

Friday through Sunday

Hold this window. Clear your obligations.
An adventure awaits those bold enough to appear.

FILE NO. 005 — EXTRACTION
The Ask
◆ Opt-In Required ◆
Elite Roster — By Invitation Only
July 4th

Deadline for Opt-In

You are a member of a select group. Your presence is neither assumed nor demanded. No further credential is required. Simply: opt in by the Fourth of July.

* Note: The Webster–Burstein wedding follows in spring 2027, New York City. Given the cumulative cost in travel, emotional capital, and the general depletion of one's goodwill reserves that accompanies destination obligations — should you find yourself forced to choose between the two, zero pressure to double up. That said: you know what this is. Both events, separately, are worth the trip.

State your name.
Declare your position.